SESAME STREET GANG BANG
i get up on the mike and i'm ready to go start to flow and rock the show
people stare with awe and drop their jaws
cuz they've never seen a needle in a stack of straw
this is how we rock, this is how we roll
laser beam lights perceing through the fog machines smoke
people don't like the words that come out of my lips
cuz they rip through flesh, i shoot from the hips
i always hit my mark, right on the bulls eye
i'll fart in someones face just to make them cry
people get mad cuz we play so ruff,
never seen two gay guys act so tuff
alot of people hate us, but yo it don't fase us
cuz we always knew that we'd end up famous
we be rocking shows from town to town,
setting them up and knocking em down
GIRL YOUR A SUPERSTAR, YOUR GONNA GO REAL FAR
I'VE GOT SOME HOMIES THAT WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET YOU
EVERY ONE'S HAVIN' FUN, THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN,
WE'RE ON A LOVE TRAIN, A SESAME STREET GANGBANG!
Sled Dog, on the mic,
stealin' hot lezbos from fat bull dykes,
and makin em realize that Sled is King,
they might look like a man but I'm the real thing.
Their so jealous of my adam's apple,
I've been down with Howard Stern fan since he endorsed snapple,
back in the days of the Keilbasa queen,
all you midnite masturbators know what I mean
The names Sled Dog I'm a son of a gun
that was my cum between your young daughters buns
i'm not molester but i know what i like
I'd rather fuck a teenager old than a fat bull dyke
makin all the women and the gay men horny,
a much needed break from all the top forty
cuz that kind of music leaves a bad taste
reminds me of drinking a diareha milk shake
i'm watching kermint the frog dissing ms. piggy,
come on, who want's to fuck a fat pig now really?
i think you know what it is i'm talking about
you all remember that vampire the count
he taught me how to count to ten,
and what comes next the answer is 11
and after 11 is the number 12
and thats the song we did about touching ourselfs
we kept making up beats and it wasn't too long
untill we wrote kiddie porn and the sad whale song
Valentines day rap, Lost Love 2,
and who could forget the diaper song called POOP
we rap about being perverts cuz thats who we are
we turn young virgins into porno stars
i'll sting you in your bungus with my mushroom tipped fungus
then you'll halucinate and think that the midget is humungus
GIRL YOUR A SUPERSTAR, YOUR GONNA GO REAL FAR
I'VE GOT SOME HOMIES THAT WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET YOU
EVERY ONE'S HAVIN' FUN, THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN,
WE'RE ON A LOVE TRAIN, A SESAME STREET GANGBANG!
It's me again, with my 20 inch penis
the only man who invented the fetus
a dance you've witnessed if you've ever seen us
live on stage, you know you want to be us
cuz our shows are like a crazy dream.
I'm used to hearing all the ladies scream,
they're crazy over me, they get so sprung
probably cuz i'm so well hung
one inch in length, 20 inches in girth
it's been this way ever sinse birth
So gather 'round, cum to see,
the only man in the world who's hung like a frisbee,
it's phenomenal, and quite a sight,
don't be afraid to touch, it doesn't bite,
I'm not ashamed, so I don't hide it,
Girl, don't diss it if you've never tried it.
TRANSITION
noing nothing in life but to be legit
gut gropies 'round the country that wanna suck my dick
just a couple gang bangers rollin' through da hood
we're more white than tiger woods
girls ask me about becoming a star
cuz i can see the future and your gonna go far
just come with me and take my hand
take a stand from the darkside, disney land bands
then you can kick it with sled dog and me
and just chill in the streets of sesame
it's all good if your not sraight and your a lesbien
cuz you can have your wicked way with speedoman
and i know thats something that you'll realy like
if your short fat skinny straight or butch dyke
just put your faith in SSG you gotta believe this
we're healing people like a 20th century Jesus
come on over to corn and sleds
and in the morning we'll serve breakfast in bed
after a night of gang bang heaven
wake up to a half drunk 40 of 2?11
and after the best night you ever had
i'll call up your highschool, pretend I'm your dad
it's your day off so lets celebrate
and watch Jerry Springer with porn on the comercial breaks
your forty's gone, you want some more,
we'll stroll up Sesame to the corner store,
and have a chat with snufalupagus,
every girl out there should spend a night with us,
cuz we know how to treat the ladies right,
and you know that our rhymes are virgin tight,
and you that we sing all the pretty songs,
everybody in the crowd sing along.
GIRL YOUR A SUPERSTAR, YOUR GONNA GO REAL FAR
I'VE GOT SOME HOMIES THAT WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET YOU
EVERY ONE'S HAVIN' FUN, THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN,
WE'RE ON A LOVE TRAIN, A SESAME STREET GANGBANG!
GIRL YOUR A SUPERSTAR, YOUR GONNA GO REAL FAR
I'VE GOT SOME HOMIES THAT WOULD SURE LIKE TO MEET YOU
EVERY ONE'S HAVIN' FUN, THE PARTY'S JUST BEGUN,
WE'RE ON A LOVE TRAIN, A SESAME STREET GANGBANG!