Birthday February 16, 1978
Place of birth, Olympia WA
Aquarius
Sex Male
Appearance
fat, kinda white
little native looking
very hot!!
5 10" 1/2
200 SOMTHIN lbs
Shit brown eyes
brown hair
Hobbies include-videogames,more videogames,masterbation,eating,marywanna,music,WWII movies,Dont yell at me,Im not a janitor.
Turn-ons include-Older women,shaved vaginas,chicks who play guitar,FPS games,soft booty,butt rock guitars
Turn-offs include-Corn Dogs penis,really hairy vaginas,Camera angles in porn where you can only see the butthole and balls
of a man,Cumshots,
really,really fat women.
Favorite Quote-"through out life you must poop." (david kover)
Cant live with out-Bar b Que Sauce,Videogames,bling bling,neons ability to suck a major penis
Life Story
Well i was born in olympia,wa
but lived a year in arlington,wa. from then it was on. oly bound causin a ruckuss.
i used to take a lot of lsd and hit on men but one day neon told me to stop makin out with him because he's not gay
and i said but i am, and i cant just let some things go,You know what i mean. So on to the rest of life convincing my self
im not gay.
Whays a guy to do.so i join a speedo contest and here begins the legend. Ohh man was this the bomb, so many men in all that
speedo glory.
I tried so hard but just couldnt help it and then next thing you know i had an erect penis and damn was it hard,I mean i was
hot i had my
leopard print pink speedos on that day, But every one just commented on how small my penis was so as you all know i was
embarrassed.
So know i am the self proclaimed speedoman http://www.speedoman.com
and have taken up the keyboard drums,For the Duo Homo's Corn Dog and Sled Dog
the two homo celebreties.O.K now back to me
Do you think it would be strake,if i was to go straight after being gay for so long?
well i would women are bling bling. i like to give oral satisfaction to the clitoris im pretty crunk at givin head
butt im constantly fighting off all these lambs and lamas i dont do the beastiality buddies go away.I leave that to corn dog
now thats strake.How many of you have been to I street? I have I have, what a hell hole. holes in the walls,corn dogs pee
on the marshalls.what a penis he peed every where when he was drunk.im the third son out of four children but its wierd
my dad is gay,my mom is strake,and beware of the baldwins,psycho family.i swear,ohh my god like totally not strake.
my brothers are older im the baby but the biggest aint that crunk.i think so.i have a sister and shes fat like me has three kids
a very skinny husband (hes cool) and my dad has had three wives what a pimp.
thats my life how strake.and if you dont like it that hurts my feelings. Click here to go to the "About Us" page.