Sign: (Taurus)
Place of Birth: Fairbanks, Alaska
Sex: Yes, Please!
Appearance: Look at the Picture -->
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5-11
Weight: 180
Hobbies: music, working out, fisting, stalking, river-dancing, cooking,
Turn-ons: female body, big bottomed girls, milfs, chicks that think I'm funny, younger women, horny females, women who are my age, smart females, flirty chicks
Turn-offs: snobs, Christmas music, trendy people, women that I mistake for men, white people who think their black, shaving Corndog's back, liars, beer bellies
Favorite Quote: "No one loves you, just jump!"
Favorite thing to say during sex: "Where is the remote?"
Can't live without: food and water
I was born in Alaska, 1977. I escaped from the women's prison at the tender age of 2 hours. Soon after I was picked up by a pack of Husky Malamute, sled pulling dogs. The pack showed me the way of the wild, and how to survive in sub-freezing temperatures. They taught me the ways of the sled dog. I soon worked my way up the social ladder of the pack. By the time I was five I was the alpha-male of the pack, which meant that I could get with any of the bitches in our pack I felt like.
I realized then that I was different than the rest of the pack. And that being the leader of a pack of dogs and mating with wild animals was not what I wanted in life.
I decided to use the senses I picked up in the wild to find my real parents. I lived with them until I was 19, moved out, moved back in, moved out again, moved back in again, now once again I am out on my own.
Though I miss being out on the wild Alaskan tundra pulling sleds, I have taken to the many joys of the concrete jungle and have found a far, far heavier weight to pull. His name is Corndog.
Wandering aimlessly around town trying to find work, Corndog picked me up in his Camaro while he was delivering pizzas, and the rest is comedic history.
My name is Sled Dog, and I am a Sesame Street Gangster.