(verse 1)

He was a fat young lonely Jewish boy; he stayed in his room with all his sexual toys,
He didn't get good grades he wasn't too slick he spent all his days tying to suck his own dick.
He'd approach the girls they wouldn't talk till he pulled down his pants and whipped out
his fat cock!

(chorus)

Ron Jeremy shining in the spotlight, Ron Jeremy down on his knees,
Ron Jeremy looking for some action, Ron Jeremy ready to please.

Greased lightning Go greased lightning!

(verse 2)

Well he fucked them all fat short and tall, he had five bitches a day lickin his sweaty balls.
He's so suave that old hedgehog shoving it in was just part of the job.
He tried to loose weight again and again but the porn industry soon became his best friend.

(chorus)

(transition)

He was a man of class a man without a care,
he had a real fat ass and a big patch of back hair.
You'd see his cock shining on the silver screen
and when he put it in the girls you would here their screams!! (ahhhhh!!!!)

(chorus)

He was a fat man with a real fat cock; it was nine inches long and as hard as a rock.
I know to some that he may seem frightening but greased lightning go greased lightning!
So don't forget the words to our song and remember Ron is God and God is Ron.

(chorus with ½ second pause)