Rapper on the crapper yo! "Here comes the rapper on the crapper"

Smooth as sand paper rough as silk
I'm guzzling down buckets of mother's milk, of magnesia
so I can get diarrhea
and give you brown showers just to please ya.
When I take big shits it kind of hurts
That's why I love I when I get the Hershey squirts
Everyone gather around put your ear to the door
You think it gross now but you'll be begin for more
Scooby doobie do and Scooby doobie dee
why is it every time I take a poop I take a pee?
On the pot with my cock cuz I'm stroking it off
then I wipe my butt cuz that's what I was taught to do
when I take a do do,
then I turn the fan on cuz it smells like poo poo.
Why do I have to cry
when I flush you down I say bye-bye.
King Corn and Lord Sled having a ball
The 2 wiggaz that rule the South Sound Mall
All of King Corns whores and all of his men
Couldn't change my depends while I'm driving my Benz
Ho ho ho and ha ha ha
everyone got a chuckle at the size of my cock,
fee fi foe and fee foe fum
shut the fuck up bitch or you'll get the brown thumb.
A projectile volcano comes out of my ass
As I sit on the John and give him the beer blast
Its all over my cheeks but there's no toilet paper
But Oh well, I'll worry about it later

BREAK
Brown thumb racing
Brown thumb racing

So I'm at this party right, there's lots of girlies ight they all go to the bathroom in a heard are they dikes? So I walk in to check out what's my status but all they want to do is let me dildo my fat ass.

When I'm sitting on the throne I feel like the man
Except when I wipe and get poop on my hand
Then I don't feel quite so dope
That's the only time I ever wash with soap
Enter at your own risk or when I'm done
Hey light a match or I'll wip out my gun
Sometimes I eat prunes just to poop for fun
Or outside in the grass and watch it harden in the sun

You think I act like a childish,
Well why don't you change my diaper
And when you're down there tossing my salad bitch,
Keep in mind I'm not the best wiper
You fuck with me you fuck with trouble
Hold your head under water & make you eat my bubbles
Splish splash Corns taking a bath
With my rubber ducky as we play and laugh

The first rule about Poop Club is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT POOP CLUB!
The second rule about Poop Club is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT POOP CLUB!!!!!!
The third rule about Poop Club is : IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT AT "POOP CLUB" YOU HAVE TO POOP.

Taken a nature hike, good grief
I need to poop and got to wipe with a leaf
Oh no the problem just go worse
It wasn't solid I got Hershey squirts
Oh great my butt cheeks are soaked
I think I just wiped with poison oak
It's a three-mile hike back to my Benz
I wish I would of brought an extra pair of depends

Ever since I was a wee small lad
I knew my shit was brown
And they were so dam big with a twig
I'd cut em in half just to flush em down
I hope you like hearing us talk about poop and stuff
Rarely do I ever give you a courtesy flush
Cuz I'm so damn proud of the stench I leave,
You non-poop-clubbers I'll make you believe.

You think I act like a childish,
Well why don't you change my diaper
And when your down there tossing my salad bitch,
Keep in mind I'm not the best wiper

People stare at me and ask me "How can you eat that food?"
I reply, " I don't mind the taste, just as long as it makes a poop."

I'm not about to stop cuz I'm on the pot I'm the rapper on the crapper you don't got what I got
When I gots to go I get me the tissue and say good bye Mr. Poopy's I'm sure gonna miss you.