(CORNDOG)
Yo I'm King Corn givin props to my sailors
I'm more crazy than Valad the Impailer
I'm the Judge the Jury and I've got the gaffle
I'm the executioner at the Wigga castle
So best not be rockin my boat
Cuz I'll feed you to the crocks down in the moat
And then me and Sled will light up and toke
And laugh about your life like it's a fuckin joke
(SLED DOG)
Beware of Sled dog I'm ready to bite
I'll sick my teeth into your jugular vein with all my might
I'll have a tight grip upon your trachea
And when your dead and cold on the ground I'll be a rapen you.
I'm ready to kill I'm ready to maim
I'm gonna rip into your soul with my sharp white fangs
So just so you know I'm fucked in the head
So don't look at me wrong or you'll end up dead!
(CORN DOG)
I'm eatin' a big fat pile of shit
Takin my time to carefully extract out the maggots
Cuz I think it fuckin gross to get a fly in your soup
But it's grosser than gross to eat maggots in your poop!
After that I'm brushing my teeth so hard
My gums will start to bleed oh my God!
I get my first taste of blood and go fucking nuts
What to rip off your head and shove it up your butt!!
Break
(Sled dog)
Have you ever met a man with a 20-inch cock?
Now you can say you have cuz you know you can't walk
I'll put it in your ass and fuck you till it bleeds
You'll say stop but I won't cuz I know its what you need
Your ass will hurt for days or even weeks
There'll be blood mixed with cum dripping from between your ass cheeks!
I bet you didn't know I ripped up your inner organs
You ho, you know you'll be back tomorrow morning
(CORN DOG)
I'm sick of single moms kids crying, stop now
I'll spank your kids ass give em something to cry about
Your kid'll have a different father every day of the week
So stand aside bitch as I pound your kid's cheeks.
I'm a mad man who's walking the streets
With a taste of blood hot man meat
There's a primal rage that's setting me on fire
Tonight I'm more fierce than Sigfreud and Roys white tigers!
(Sled Dog)
My name is Sled my real name rhymes with dirt
I'll choke you till your head turns blue like a smurf
It'll hurt, the pain will be excruciating
My hands are strong from chronically masturbating
Say good bye, cause your about to suffocate,
And me and Corndog are about to double penetrate,
That's what you get for being a cock-teaser,
Now we fuck you everyday and keep you in the freezer.
(CORN DOG)
At the STD clinics I never passed my tests
I got herpes so bad I have to jack off with Valtrex
There's blood in my shit, my dicks turning purple
I'm getting fucking pissed cuz I can't find my gerbils.
Want a hot dog with the works I dare you
I'll whip out my corn cob pecker it will scare you
I got gonorrhea herpes syphilis all in the same day
I'm still waiting on the girl that's gonna give me aids.
Then I'll put her head in my guillotine,
That's what she fuckin" gets for trying to fuck with me,
I'll flip the switch and the bitches' head will roll,
Then I'll make her suck my dick,
Welcome to my freak show!!!!!!!!!
SLED DOG
We're the devil's assassins, down with kiddie porn.
Going town-to-town, killing off your first-born.
Seeking out blood cuz that's what we crave,
Mormon's at my door end up in a grave.
In my back yard, with all the rest,
If you cut me off I'll cut off your breasts.
And if you rub me wrong, even slightly,
I'll put your nuts on a table and I'll tap on them lightly,
With a hammer, as we watch you cry,
I bet you thought there was only one Anti-Christ
So when you're in our presence you better feel danger
And don't ever fuck with the SESAME STREET GANGSTA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!