NARC
First day of kindergarten, I ain’t tryin to be cool,I get in with the teachers, I ain’t no fool,
I the teacher know, right from the get go,
If someone’s chewing gum, I’ll let them know,
3rd grade a good friend said the word “hump”
I ran to the teacher like forrest gump,
His parents were called, and I was proud
to take part in busting that potty mouth,
back as a youth I patrolled the traffic,
I was so damn proud to wear that wear that bright orange jacket,
All jay walkers would be reported,
And to the principles office they would be escorted,
playing spin the bottle, kids had to hide,
recess 5th grade that's when I spied,
and notified the teachers of every kiss,
this is when I learned how to narc in secret,
8th grade, a friend, confessed he masturbates,
I told him don’t worry your secrets safe,
I photographed him in the act through his bedroom window,
Guess what I used the next day for show and tell,
At 15 my friend lost his virginity,
Man he shoud have never, ever, ever told me,
I went to his mom and told her what’s up,
For the rest of the year nobody saw him much
In college I was the master, fake ID snatcher,
Buddies with the bouncers, no one could spot one faster,
Ever since then I’ve been hooked on narcing,
You can’t do shit around me, not even jay walking,
And now that I’m older, don’t think I’ve stopped,
I’ll dial 911 on anyone who jaywalks,
I can do the crime but never do the time,
You’d better watch your back if you’re a friend of mine¼
I’m a narc N A R C (both)
I’m a government enformer working for the police (sled)
That’s right I’m down with the 50 tip (corn)
the people we sent to jail can suck our dicks (both)
That’s right (sled) you heard me, (corn)
On my side is my fatass court appointed attourny (sled)
I get paid to narc off my family and friends (corn)
Fabulous prices to be won (sled)
look at me I drive a benz (corn)
I needed money this part is true
I was a broke ass fat fuck who was singing the blues
With nothing to do but try to earn some cash
So I called up crimestoppers and got a fat stash
After that I was hooked I was always looking
In my neighbors bedrooms to see what they were doing
And If they were having some illegeal anal sex
I’d have to bust in and make a citizens arrest
What I do it isn’t wrong
And I don’t like to be labeled a peeping tom
I’m just your average everyday concerned citizen
That’s just trying to my job and earn myself a living
So this guy hires me to spy on his wife
Let me say I was the 3rd guy that she fucked that night
That marriage well it ended in a divorce
Allthough my client he got fucked real hard in the courts
I’m allways listening to what you say
So I can finaly get myself paid
You can laugh but hey it isn’t funny
You get busted with a gram your doing twenty
I’m a government informer and I’ll say in loud,
I wear my DARE t?shirt and I wear it proud,
This is just the life that I’ve chosen,
In the lap of luxury, the witness protection program
You have to be trusted by all of your friends
So their backs will be turned when the knife goes in
You have to live a dual life hide that you’re a snitch
Cuz if someone finds out your ass will get kicked
You have to get down low be quite like a mouse
And invite yourself to your drug dealers house
As soon as you hand over the money to buy an once
Cops with machine guns bust into the house
I’m a narc N A R C (both)
I’m a government enformer working for the police (sled)
That’s right I’m down with the 50 tip (corn)
the people we sent to jail can suck our dicks (both)
That’s right (sled) you heard me, (corn)
On my side is my fatass court appointed attourny (sled)
I get paid to narc off my family and friends (corn)
Fabulous prices to be won (sled)
look at me I drive a benz (corn)
I wasn’t too popular as a child,
I guess you could say I wasn’t part of the “in crowd”
Rejected by women, it was never subtle,
I guess they must have thought that I’d get them in trouble,
Throughout highschool I never went to a kegger,
I would have given my left ball to go to one of those ragers,
But I’ve matured a lot since then
and I’ve been plotting ever since to get my revenge
underage drinking parties, I don’t think so,
I’ll dial 911 to alert the po po,
The underage kids don’t mess with me,
I hold the world record for giving MIP’s,
And when they’re caught I say let me know,
who bought you this booze and I’ll let you go,
and if they rat, the perpetrator’s fucked,
contributing to minors, arrested and cuffed,
he’ll do ten days in jail for that shit,
if he ever finds out then my ass will get kicked,
all rules in the books must be obeyed,
You’ll be rotting in jail and I’ll be getting paid,
Just minding my own buisness driving down the road
when I see a car full of people smoking bowls
I call my homies at the state patrol and let em in fast
That corndogs about to make another citezens arrest
Now I’m back on the street back on the beet
Trying to find somebody to sell crack to me
Then I’ll turn em in and offer them a lower
Sentece if they rat out their friends
I was asked to do a job to bring down a house that made meth
My life was on the line but o well what the heck
So I lost a lot of weight and stayed up for days
But not once did I ever get afriad
It was standard operation I hadn’t slept in weeks
I was sent to infiltrate a crank dealing wring
All the big wigs were there slim jim and toothless rob
And the trucker jerk jhonson was also on the job
Jhonson was to travel cross country with a truck full of tweak
And sell it wholesale to the man with no teeth
Then slim jim was going to make crank candy
But none of that ever ended up happening
I’m a narc N A R C (both)
I’m a government enformer working for the police (sled)
That’s right I’m down with the 50 tip (corn)
the people we sent to jail can suck our dicks (both)
That’s right (sled) you heard me, (corn)
On my side is my fatass court appointed attorny (sled)
I get paid to narc off my family and friends (corn)
Fabulous prices to be won (sled)
look at me I drive a benz (corn)
4th of July birthday of our nation
I seize load of fireworks from the indian reservation
I’m rewarded with the opportunity
To be seen with smokey the bear on b.e.t.
I’m out on the street I’m the guy who’s watching
I own a car lot of cars that I bough at actions
With ferrarii testerosta’s and mercadees benz
It’s so easy for a guy like me to make new friends
I’m at rock concert enjoying the sounds
I see someone smoking a joint and tackle them to the ground
I grab my walkie talkie to alert security
I feel proud another job done has been done successfully.
I’m a narc N A R C
I got me a narc in training I call him my wanna b
I tried so hard to become a cop but failed
But that still don’t stop me from sending people to jail
diving around at night in the dark,
I spot a homeless man sleeping in the park,
it's amazing what a trained narc's eye can see,
that bum was arrested and charged with vagrancy.
I’m a narc N A R C
I got jesus christ to protect me
With god the law and the man on my side
All you underage kids won’t have a place to hide
I’m a narc N A R C (both)
I’m a government enformer working for the police (sled)
That’s right I’m down with the 50 tip (corn)
the people we sent to jail can suck our dicks (both)
That’s right (sled) you heard me, (corn)
On my side is my fatass court appointed attourny (sled)
I get paid to narc off my family and friends (corn)
Fabulous prices to be won (sled)
look at me I drive a benz (corn)
cuz I'm a narc