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The Midget and his two little Brothers

The Midget:

Hi there I'm Corn's dick my names the midget,
I'm not feeling too well; I think that I'm getting sick.
Cuz Corns always making me do a million pushups,
I feel like detaching myself and walking away,
I don't get pussy anyways, what's up Corn you gay?
Hello remember me its your dick the Midget,
I need some girls genitelia that I can stick it.
Come on fat fucker you better get with it,
I'm sick and tired of always getting covered in shit bits
And while I'm on the notion enough with the lotion
That shit smell strong its potent, people notice
I wish it could go back when it was just you and me
And a Costco economy tub of Vaseline

Chorus: The Midget and his 2 little Brothers

Rosy Palms:
I'm Corndogs hand I'm always stroking
You can call me Kernel Sanders with the chickens I've been choking
My names Rosy Palms I can do no wrong
I slip and slide with the midget all day long.
I love to wrap myself around the midget's throat
And after he throws up I reach for the remote
turn off the VCR grab a napkin
then me and Mr. Mouth do some snigidy- snackin
I visit Tighty Righty, give him a massage
Then I park 2 fingers in the garage
You got to admit that my shit is tight
It's finger licking good all day all night
Now I'll bring this dope rhyme to a close
And search for fat bugers in Corndog's nose.
Word up yup yup y'all
Coming up next is Corndogs left ball.

Lefty the Dominant Testy:
Yo, I'm lefty the dominant testy,
You want to fuck with me go-ahead come on and test me.
This ball hangs low and waddles to and fro
My boys are ready to go out and meet the world
I want to explode, cuz right now I'm swollen
Want to squirt in a young girls colon
I couldn't get a girl pregnant anyways
My sperms have 3 tails they all swim sideways
24-7 Corn's always masturbating
He's figured out porn is cheaper that dating.
I want to ejaculate inside a flesh wall
That's all it will take to cure this blue ball.

Chorus

Tighty Righty:
I'm tighty righty my best friends the chode
I'm tight right now and ready to go.
Tonight if I'm right I just might blow my load.
I hope I get it in your eyes or maybe your nose.
I suppose even that your hair will do.
But usually the towel is what gets hit by gew
I need a break I'm shooting out blanks
But you know how much Corndog likes to spank
He works me like a slave I have no free time
I guess you could say I'm a slave to the grind
I work so hard and so dam fucking much
That when I blow my load nothing comes out but dust.

Hello I'm the chode, and no I don't want to be smoked,
Everyday I watch Corndog's asshole blow
my life sucks I'm a worthless piece of meat
I'm sandwiched by the ass and some sweaty testis.
I like Mr. Hand he's nice to me
He pets me and he likes to tickle me caress me
I used to be so smooth and I didn't have a care
But now the secret is out and I'm you know covered in hair.

chorus

This shit is straight up none of it a lie,
Seldom do I ever get between a woman's thighs
I want to slip and slide I need water sports
They wont fuck me but they'll have intercourse with a horse
Farm secrets must be what gets the ladies wet
I've seen it with my own eyes on the Internet
Look at that diva fucking a retriever

That bitch must be in heat I think she's running a fever
When am I goanna get laid I want action today
Fuck it I'll just go to Canada and get laid on payday
I'm out this bitch.
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