MY GIRL
cheese whiz on her lips,her tits were on her hips,
the stubble on her double chin'
invites me in,
she says to me baby,
come lay down by your lady,
I just hope she doesn't roll over,
or she'll crush me like a bulldozer,
I knew it was meant to be ,
when I looked into her eyes,
I reached out to caress,
those cauliflower thighs,
I gave her a kiss,
then i gave her a fist,
I reached out my hand, I m tellin you man
the smell was somethin else.
feels like Im floatin on a misty sea
when i'm sittin on her chubby knee,
You might say it's wrong, but it's not a crime,
tobe in love with a girl like mine.
On lazy, Sunday afternoons,
It sure is nice,
To groom her pubic hair,
and pick out pubic lice,
I tell her she's adorable,
as I pinch her cheeks,
I think it's cute when she stays in bed,
and doesn't move for weeks.
when I peer over her belly,
to look into her loving eyes,
I hear her loving voice,
through the buzzing of the flies,
Just like giant redwood tree,
You can count how old,
If you look her over from head to toe,
and count her many folds.
How do I love her, let me count the ways,
as many as the hairs growing from the mole on her face,
You might say it's wrong, but it's not a crime,
to be in love with a girl like mine.
I've looked high and low,
and there's no fatter girl around,
shes got an ass so big
That it reminds me of a town,
her ass is so huge,
some times I'll here her say,
"This fart won't pass for another day!"
When I know I'll get to see my girl,
I'm always in a rush,
The hair growing on her teeth,
reminds me to brush,
The mucous in her eyes,
The wax in her ears
fills my heart with joy,
and brings me to tears!
feels like Im floatin on a misty sea
when i'm sittin on her chubby knee,
You might say it's wrong, but it's not a crime,
to be in love with a girl like mine.