I'M THE LORD OF THE DANCE
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
WANT TO STEP UP TO ME MR SMARTY PANTS
i'm the lord of lords the king of kings with moves so fast my feet look like lightning
and thunder i command you attention
all eyes forward on the deck for i am your captain
i'm gonnna teach you a dance move that i made
to garuntee i'd be getting laid
it's called the leprachaun and it's top secret
tell anyone about it i'll rip your ass to peices
so don't be steppin' on me toes
and don't try to steal me pot of gold
don't fuck with the man on top the rainbow
i stole my dance moves from christopher lowel
he's an interior decorator just like me
i put it on you girl for the whole world to see
so come to the show to see the latest styles
that will storm the country for miles and miles
this is a dance move that will bring you luck
it don't cost a thing not even a buck
yo! the names corndog and i got it goin on
now get ready for the sparatic leprachaun!
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
you'll se me victorious in a dancing spar
with this dance called the fetus i'm sure to go far
any dance competition i'll be coming in first
with this dance i invented before my own birth
in my thoughts and dreams i envision
thousands of people fetusing in unision
people of all kinds and colors
the fetus dance bringing people together
i predic in the up coming days
this dance will become the lates night club fase
it'll spred like wildfire throughout the land
you've seen it before if your an ssg fan
but if you havn't you will soon
it's a dance i invented while still in the womb
you might shit your pants the first time you see this
heres the dance move that i call the fetus
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
my moves are imaculate and pretty neet
it makes the lady's wanna move their feet
so i'm gonna give the croud what they came here for
and get my big booty up on the dance floor
some people think that white guys don't dance
unless they drink and try to get down a lady's pants
but im here to dismiss that myth
and show the crowd my special gift
i'll have no part in that urban ledgend
i'm about to go so you pay close attention
so make way cuz i'm comeing through
to make everybody in the place bust a move
i do a dance were i shake my botty
all up in my pants like i'm poppin' an uzie
people say that i got alot of nerve
to endanger the lives of innocent bystandards
but tonight everything will be ok
i don't think i'll need to use my ak
so witness the moves that put fools in a trance
this ones called the botty dance!
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
now you might see me all up in the club
with my pants pulled up showing off my male cammel toe
doing the river dance on the dance floor
uper body motinless fans begging for more
and if i river dance just right
all the girls will be coming home with sled tonight
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might i callenge you to a dance?
put down a little cash will you take that chance
lets see what kind of moves you got,
should i even break out my best moves or not
i see ametures like you constantly
stepping into the ring trying to compete with me
but the one thing that you don't see
is that i've been doing this for years profesionaly
i'll start off with bluff
the roger rabbit, the running man that kind of stuff
you'll think you won the round and feel great
that's when sleddog ups the stakes
double of nothing put your money down
you don't want to look foolish infront of the crowd
who's lauging now, you don't stand a chance
your just another victem of the lord of the dance!!
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE
DANCE DANCE DANCEDANCE, DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE