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KIDDIE PORN
(Corndog)
It's the C to the O R N to the kiddy to the P to the O R N
Break it down,
I graduated in 95'
But I'll fuck freshmen till the day I die
She was 16 going on 26
Boy that bitch could suck a mean dick
She participated in a 5-man train
Not once did I hear that little slut complain
This girl was a young'n I got to admit
But for only 16 she had some big ass tits
Its not like I took her virginity
She said she lost that shit when she was 13
She was raped at 10 but that doesn't count
So come on guys and break the cameras out.

Chorus

(Sled dog)
An angel came down with some underage cooch,
Our mission was to get em in their birthday suits.
I prayed to god and asked him if it was wrong,
He didn't say a thing, so I guess it's on.
I lure em to my house with a couple of beers
listen to some NSync and Brittany Spears
In no time at all we'll be doing the slam-dunk
it takes a six pack to get 3 of em drunk
Man that girl looked so good
When she went down south to polish off the wood
So innocent and so very sweet
She's ready to be slipped some hot man meat
We'll take your picture and send it to Japan
Cuz that's were we have are kiddy porn fans
Get on your knees and do what I said
Don't you argue with your master, Lord Sled

(Corndog)

Underage women are in the house
There about to find out I'm hung like a field mouse
these beats are thumping the house is jumpin
and me and the kiddies do some underage humpin
But its all good I'm getting down tonight
And little girl beaver is so tight
I don't want nothing that's been all tore up
Most older girls are loose as fuck
Man I know this shit is against the law
But you got to admit my dick looked good in her jaw
Breaker breaker hit the switches
Turn off the lights lets get down with the bitches
Corn and Sled saviour fair
We be running our own part time day care
Hit that shit if its got hair
Hey its my turn Sled that shits not fair
CHORUS
(Sled dog)
16-year-old twat is what I'm after,
fresh clam, ready for some hot man-chowder.
Looking nice and pretty, and ready to eat,
Nice and moist, Ready for hunk of beef,
What an innocent soul, sweet and precious,
she says my DICK IS mm delicious,
Now go on sugar-bear, let you be gone,
Take those luscious lips and go kiss your mom.

(Transition)
(Corndog)
Hey girls any minute I'll start looking better
Just keep on drinking and your puss ill get wetter
I'll start to look more and more like Brad Pitt
With my dad Ron Jeremy's dick
I'll take you all out to Chuck E Cheese
Then I'll take you home and do as I please
Children children come out to play
Come to my love barn take a role in the hay
I tell you little girl you're suck a cutie
Let me sneak you in to an R rated movie
If any one asks say I'm your dad
And don't tell anyone about the sex we had

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(Sled dog)

Its hot outside come out of your home
Cuz I'm the ice cream man here to give you a cone
C'mon girl you've got nothing to lose,
Let me put a dollar bill in your under-roos.
I'm 21, you need beer, but like I said,
you drink at my home, then you sleep in my bed.
Saying no is not an option this time,
I'll tell your parents you've been drinking if you get out of line.
Corndog get the camera let's make some art,
I'm gonna tear this underage pussy apart.
I knew ever since the day I was born,
That my destiny was to make kiddie porn.
Chorus
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