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Jerk Johnson
the Names Jerk Johnson so best make way
i'm a bacholor by night and a trucker by day
i'm a bad mother fucker trucking around in style
in a single day i drove over 2000 miles
driving in a new town everysingle night
paying money for skin if it's virgin tight
sleeping in a new bed every night in a diferent motel
with a new guy living like a bat out of hell
I can't help the fact that i'm an American badass
drinking jack hitting crack with a thumb up my fatass
i'm driving to the midwest with a truck full of ho's
couple teenagers to molest that i picked up from Idaho
got to Chicago told the ho's to fuck off
picked up a new truckload new ho's and i was off
got out of dodge like a ford or a chevy
six lines of crank and a sixpack in my belly
Jerk Johnson
bacholor by day trucker by night
Jerk Johnson
with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side
jerk Johnson
got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it
Jerk Johnson
alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em
heading out west destination unkown
no time to sleep so the tweek goes right up the nose
now i'm wide awake becoming one with the rode
girl on my lap tells me she's got to go
to the bathroom and begs me to pull over
so i take my semi truck and pull it on to the shoulder
i ask if she'd piss on my face and she got pissed
so when i heard music in the distance i left her pissing in a ditch
got to the gorge and what do you know
SSG is rocking the whole fucking show
after the show hung out with corn sled and speedoman
drinking wiskey puffin' cronic and butt fisting fans
after a half gallon of whiskey turkey basted in my butt
i told the gangsters that i'd had enuff
they beged me to party on but i had to say no
cuz in 14 hours i had to be in mexico
Jerk Johnson
bacholor by day trucker by night
Jerk Johnson
with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side
jerk Johnson
got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it
Jerk Johnson
alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em
transistion
my heart has grown so cold
i'm just trying to move the load
before my head explodes
havn't slept in a week
been doing an excess amount of tweek
well life is a highway like ssg says
i'll be driving this semi truck when i'm dead
solo
through the cascades and on to I-5
be in olympia soon making dam good time
made a deal with the devil and it went my way
picked up a load of some homemade crank
through portland salem without a hitch
burning through the witches fucking some dumb bitch
my left arm sunburnt my cock satisfied
i flipped off all the people who were thumbing for a ride
down through cali and past the border to tiawana
i picked up a load of some brick weed mariwanna
i laughed at the situation for it was ironic
i had a truck full of grass and i was in the cab puffin' cronic
well now you know my story i'm as bad ass as they come
when i'm hired on a job then i'm getting shit done
don't forget this face never forget my name
cuz i'll be driving through your town anyone of these days
Jerk Johnson
bacholor by day trucker by night
Jerk Johnson
with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side
jerk Johnson
got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it
Jerk Johnson
alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em all, in bathroom stalls across America
We’re Crank & Doughnuts, Never Forget That!!!!!!!!!!!
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