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Please cut these hemeroids off I can't take the pain
Please cut these hemeroids off they've been hurting for days
Please cut these hemeroids off i don't like to complain
Please cut these hemeroids off but their driving me insane

I tryed to hide the pain the best I can
i popped oxicontants and got addicted to vikeadan
and perkasets too anything would do
to try and hide my discomfort from all of you
but now i don't care, i'm in desperation
i'm in desperate need of an emergency opperation
what i'm saying to you is the truth it's really not fake
my asshole looks like a clump of concord grapes

Please cut these hemeroids off I can't take the pain
Please cut these hemeroids off they've been hurting for days
Please cut these hemeroids off i don't like to complain
Please cut these hemeroids off but their driving me insane

i can't bend over i can't sit down
i've called up every single doctors office in town
i begged them i pleaded even got down on my knees
heck i even offerd to throw in a kilo of tweek
realize that i too am a man
and sometimes it's hard being a living ledgend
being on the rhode 24-7 sux
when your sitting on an expensive plastic blow up doughnut

Please cut these off I can't take the pain
Please cut these off they've been hurting for days
Please cut these off i don't like to complain
Please cut these off but their driving me insane

the proctologist said i had the biggest hemroids she'd ever seen
i do gay porn when the moneys right dock if you know what i meen
i told her that this shit has to go
our i was gonna miss my own god dam rock show
so she gave me a trank, but my tollerance was too high
she had to give me two more, my heart stopped i almost died
i woke up feeling grogy but soon feeling frogy
god dam i got one smokin' hot body!

they took them hemeroids off and now i'm finaly free!
they took them hemeroids off now i'm as nasty as a wanna be!
they took them hemeroids off i can finaly shit in peice!
they took them hemeroids off no more hemroids for me!


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