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The Gay Leprechauns

I love to get fucked all night in the ass
So no one knows its me when I pass gas
Cuz a bachelor like me has a lot off friends
When I fart it kind of sounds like the wind
And I blow guys from the east west and south
This dog needs a big bone in his mouth
I keep my man clean and free of fleas
But I got to admit I keep him on a short leash

Pleasing men from coast to coast
I serve seamen on my toast
Don't ask don't tell that's what they say
I'm gonna be in the Navy someday
Sailors get lonely when they're out on the ocean
That's why I'm gonna bring my baby lotion
I'll grease them up and them down
The back-hair treasure trail leads me to the
brown

People say that were gay and we know why
I because were happy when were with guys
Me and my man are the best of friends
We're looking for a couple roommates who are lesbians
Bull dykes and lipstick lezbos
We can all try out each others dildos
Just how far will they go?
Follow your nose it always knows

I could never commit to just one man
I'll suck off as many men as I can
It's raining men, I can't complain
Because I'm dancing in the rain
My ass is lined with novacain
Shove it in and out I can feel no pain
My ex wife cheated with a hundred guys
But I fucked 550 and that's no lie

I retreat to my room with a broom
For some backdoor entry
So I can give my self some anal penalty
Cuz I've been being so bad
Dreaming I'm having sex with my friends dad
Look at the broom how far will it go
Fuck half the men in Olympia already know
Who's the man how can give the best blow
You its Corndog and you know he swallows

Corndog says that he gives the best head
But if you ask anyone they'll say its Sled
I perfected my deep throat technique
I enter through the back door like an Indian Sneak
Ask any married man in this town
I'm #1 in turning peckers brown
Call 1-900-SLED-DOG
And I'll be right on by to polish off your nob.

101 blue smurfs and only one smurfette
A smurfy fun time they had I can only suspect

I masterbate thinking about fucking Fabio
I can't belive it's not butter tjat greases up my dildo
I slide it in I slide it out
I have a lot of sperm soaked clothing
I have to use shout
Shout out loud and say it proud
I'm gay and I'm here to say
Are you amazed are you afraid
Tell me whats beeen up your
Butt lately these days?

Muscly hairy greasy men,
I wish I had every single one of them,
Ihave something to say, and it's very serious,
Tell me the truth, are you bi-curious,
Take a break from the wife and kids,
Come to me like so many others did,
Out my ass, the sperm will be drippin'
Even more so than my dad, Richard Simmons.

And I'm down knees again
Letting my boyfriends sperm drip off my chin
And I want more
Like a kid in a candy store
Yes give more
Like a drunk in a liquor store