How to make: Corn's Crispies

{people who don't smoke alot of chronic may want to eat just one before
they get to the flipside}

What up, this is Corndog ready to give my extra special recipe to all who
want's to know. This is how to make my very nummy, very stoney treat that
the whole family will love.

1st: You need butter, like 8 cubes or so. Place in a big pot, {BIG} and
boil it down till it's simmering.

2nd: You need to get weed, get a grip of leaves preferably sweet leaf
{you can use bud, but that would cost to much}
for this your gonna need about an once and a half to two or so. If you
spend money on this shit your a chump, as you should know people who are
dying to get rid of there "trash" weed.

3rd: Start adding in your pot, handful by handball. You want to smash
it down with a mash palate masher or a cup will work, make char the
stove is on a low setting now so it's at a low simmer. Keep on adding in
your leaf into the pot entail it's about twice as much shit in the
cooking pot as there was when there was just the butter. The leaves will
wilt and make there own juices come out so you'll have to keep on adding
leaves until you get to this point.

4th: Now that your at this point make sure the stove is at a low setting,
don't burn your shit! you need to cook this shit for 4 hours and 20 min,
on low, and every 10 min. or so you got to stir it, and mash it to all
fuck.

5th: Now that you got you plant matter and green black butter, you got to
separate the two. If you have a cloth that you can strain the shit in use
it, if not just wash your hands, get a big bowl and squeeze the hell out of
handfuls of the leaves, they will gush out with green-black butter\oil.
Throw away the leaf. Put the butter back in the big ol cooking pot. Add a
couple bags of marsh mellows and at low heat stir the shit until there a
pasty green goo. Then add a small jar of creamy peanut butter. You can
soften that shit by using your microwave. After that your ready to add
you rice crispies or in this case your corn flakes. At least a whole box
or more. Mix it all up until the slop and cereal is all distributed
evenly.

6th: now heat up the oven to 420. Put the treat in a large cookie pan
and put in in the oven for, let's guess 4 min and 20 seconds. Then let
cool at room temp for an hour or so. Cut up the cookies and enjoy, tell
em Corndog from the Sesame Street Gangsters told you what was up.

For those of you that don't eat pot on a regular bases it takes about an
hour to kick in. but when it does it lasts a lot longer than when you
smoke it, plus your getting stoned off of shit weed. You just turned your
trash into stash. Love Corn