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Yo Corndog, tell em how it is,
And how you got started in the white rap biz,
Tell em about all the hamsters you've screwed,
Then tell em what you look like in the nude.

Corndog

I got what it takes I'm the ultimate master.
I'll hit up your G-spot if not I'll use my hamsters
I got it all figured out I know a Jedi mind trick
That'll make you remember nothing as you suck on my dick
I'm the King of shit a real son of a gun
But the path to the Dark side is a righteous one
And I'll take you there to my land of make believe
I'm the Sandman seducing you in my dreams
I'm like Freddy Krueger with a German Luger
And I'll blow your head off in my home bitch if you're an intruder
So better read my righting on the wall
When your taking a shit down at a bathroom stall
This is my first time upon this planet
And I'm here to speak my mind I don't care who damns it
I don't give a fuck what's the status of the norm
Cuz I'm the fat ass understand I'm not going to conform
My name is……………..
Chorus

Corndog

I'm a hot dog on a stick dipped in batter
I'll be the hot dog you be the batter
The look on your face makes you look like a fucking bitch
Cuz you look up to the mound and its me about to pitch
Batter batter swing and a miss
You just got struck out and know your dissed
I'm gonna X you off of Santa's list
Cuz me and Chris Cringle are like this
I'm a fat man I don't need you to tell me
I'm kind of like Santa and his bowl full of jelly
I'll be making my list and checking it twice
Gonna make all the fagots got fuck the dikes
Hail Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen
Go to K.F.C. and get me some fried chicken
Cuz a man like me is fucking hungry
And this finger licken shit reminds me of eating pussy.
Well you can't start a fire without a light
But I go a dildo named Rudolph that'll find his way through the night
And I prey that your pussy is pretty tight
If not I'll fuck your ass cuz I can it's my right
They call me………………..

Chorus

Well Sledog now that they got a little taste
Show all these mutha fuckas how you play the bass
Slap those strings like it ain't no thang
Cuz you play that thing better than you play with your ding a ling

Bass solo

I'm a lone wolf breaking away from the pack
And I'm backed by Sled dog now how you gonna top that
Maybe I should pack my bags and move to Beverly
Cuz all you fags up in here just want to get with me
I see you all undressing me with your eyes
Fantasizing about the fat Casanova by your side
So bend over it won't hurt turn off the lights
And let me give you Hershey squirts all through the night
I don't mean to brag that's not my style to lie
But I can't deny my father was a Jedi
So go down South on my light saber and savor the flavor
And turn up the music loud fuck the neighbors
This shit is straight up It's comes from the heart
Did you know lifesavers make a spark in the dark?
That's right a little jolt of electricity
And know that my breath is sweet go-ahead come on and kiss me

Sled: Now everybody knows that you're the man,
Who rocks the party like nobody else can.
You shatter fools like broken glass
Now, step to the mic you fucking fat ass.

Yes I know I'm large and in charge
If I was Homer Simpson I'd be ripping up Marge
I'd be playing with my bone like my name was Bart
So best leave my alone before I light up my farts
Cuz that's the little things that I like to do
I'm not trying to be rude I'm just trying to get away from you
People say my rhymes should be more serious
I'm not claiming straight but maybe bi-curious
I'm down with Vanilla Ice and Snow
Who else could of taught me everything I know
You want to toss my salad? You thinking that's gross ew
I'll have you know that my salads a corn beef stew
I don't care if you think that I'm sick
Cuz you can felch my ass and suck my man tits
I'm into porn; I'm too fat to jog
Cuz I'm Corn doggy(whoop)-doggy(whoa)-doggy-(Dog)

Corn Dog
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