In the beginning God made Adam and Eve,
but he left that nasty ass ho for Steve,
And then he bent him over in the Garden of Eden,
cuz butt sex is what Adam needed.
He rammed his python up Adams apple,
it tasted like the best stuff on earth just like Snapple
Then Steve bent over and Adam yelled, "spread em"
you know they couldn't do this funky shit with their pants on.

Both men panted and rocked the house
Eve cocked her head and turned it south,
For usually the garden was as quite as a mouse,
so she took a look see to see what was the romping was about.
Eve was shocked at the site of what she saw, and Adam and Steve both dropped their jaws
Eve cried out what are you doing with my man,
and Adam said, "I'm tired of having sex with my hand"!!!

So let this be a lesson to the women
who don't want to lose their boyfriends to men.
Either put out or get out is all we ask,
and once in a while kick down a little but sex.

In the Garden of Eden, Eve wasn't pleasing
so Adam got what he needed with Steven
he bent him over made God mad
but Adam was happy Adam you see, he wasn't sad
See for the first time in his life he was totally 100% completely satisfied, he had a best friend liked to go out and fish
and at the end of the day they would both get poop dick.
(NARATORS VOICE)
"They were the best of friends they were just like you and me. They would play golf go hunting and gather nuts. They would play ball and slap each other's butts. They would relax in their lazy boy chairs without a care the whole day away… until the sun went down and darkness covered the land. Like a werewolf they transformed in the light of the full moon…………………

They'd fuck like rabbits, they just had to have it, they couldn't get enough it was almost like
Magic-Johnson's were flaunting and put in the mouth the only direction they knew was down south.
So get on that pony ride that horse straddle that saddle and sally forth.
Go down to Oregon with your best chaps on and tell em who sent you it was me Corndog.

In the beginning………………….
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